"Mom, can I be in charge at the museum? So if I see anyone being bad I can bust them?"
"The hardest part about being a kid is... being a kid."
"Yuck, these eggs taste so irritating."
"If I drink my apple juice, will my boobies get big? No? What can I drink to make my boobies get bigger?"
I don't think any of this would be as funny if it wasn't for the fact that this child just turned 3! THREE!
Welcome to the land of long days and short nights. Days that drag, and years that fly. Little sleep and lots of tears. But even more love and laughter. Where ice pops cure everything (almost), and kisses are given freely. Lullabies are sung out of key, and laundry never gets put away. This is my life as a mommy.
5 comments:
LOL. I got some pretty tame kids when it comes to what they say. I bet she keeps you laughing all day long!
She is hilarious!
I know! Sometimes I hesitate in posting these things because I'm afraid people are like, "Okay, okay we get it already, your daughter is hilarious... now blog about something else." But really this is my life!! She cracks me up hourly. And I should really add she has absolutely never heard me or anyone talk about making our boobies bigger! I honestly don't know where she comes up with half the stuff she comes up with!
thats awesome totally keep postin her sayings it kills me
Um, we don't get tired of funny.
Just sayin'.
And I can't believe she wants bigger boobies. That's awesome.
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