Olivia - "Mommy your bum is kinda... weird."
Me - "What do you mean kinda weird?"
Olivia - "Well (inspecting my rear)... it's kinda like a dragon."

I don't know even know how to respond.

Later that day...

Me- "Olivia, you can't have any more soda. It's not good for your heart to drink soda."
Olivia - "Mommy, listen. That's my heart! It says it LOVES soda!"

Well how can ya argue with that?

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